my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
His hands were made for my vagina.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I forget how to act sober
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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