Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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