if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish I only lived at night.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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