Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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