One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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