How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
