I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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