He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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