its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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