I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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