i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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