I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
send nudes
from the living room?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
