it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i've created a new STD.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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