People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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