"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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