You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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