Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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