what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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