I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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