guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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