Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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