Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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