Me. At least after what I've been through.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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