I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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