you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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