I just saw a hot homeless man
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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