At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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