no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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