Don't you send me to vm
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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