I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
my sisters under your porch take her home
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
