Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
