Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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