I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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