Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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