the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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