so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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