at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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