I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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