We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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