Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm drive I can fine osifer
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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