So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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