Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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