i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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