I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
no more duck duck goose at the bar
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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