Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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