But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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