He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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