idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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