went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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