every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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