I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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