Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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