youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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