sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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