first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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