He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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