are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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