Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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